Spruce Your Trailer http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com I have the hottest trailer on the lot can so can you! Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:37:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 en Redneck Christmas Tree http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/12/23/redneck-christmas-tree/ http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/12/23/redneck-christmas-tree/#comments Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:36:43 +0000 Tommy Sue http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/12/23/redneck-christmas-tree/ There is no better way to celebrate the holiday season that cigarettes and scratch tickets on a Christmas tree.

Redneck Christmas Tree

]]> http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/12/23/redneck-christmas-tree/feed/ Nothing says Southern Pride like a Modded Quad http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/05/16/nothing-says-southern-pride-like-a-modded-quad/ http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/05/16/nothing-says-southern-pride-like-a-modded-quad/#comments Fri, 16 May 2008 14:31:21 +0000 Billy Jeff http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/05/16/nothing-says-southern-pride-like-a-modded-quad/ Modded Quad. Complete with the chair from a fishing boat and a styrofoam cooler.

Modded Quad

When I look at this, a tear comes to my eyes. The South shall rise again.

And the Dixie militiamen will be rollin hard on dualled-out quads, blasting Dueling Banjos, drunk on ’shine and homebrewed strawberry wine, scaring them damn Yankee city boys back into their high-rise apartments.

Thy will be done. Praise be to God.

That’s the civilian version. The militia version has a gun rack.

You want to build your own?

]]> http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/05/16/nothing-says-southern-pride-like-a-modded-quad/feed/ Redneck Weddings http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/04/15/redneck-weddings/ http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/04/15/redneck-weddings/#comments Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:23:28 +0000 Tommy Sue http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/04/15/redneck-weddings/ (Please open the article to see the flash file or player.)

Four tiered wedding cake!

Redneck wedding cake

The perfect place to shop for your wedding!
Hussey’s: Maine’s Largest General Store - Guns, Wedding Gowns, Cold Beer

Guns Wedding Gowns Cold Beer

On yahoo answers redneck themed wedding has been resolved…

I hope this helps you out. My husband and I had a hillbilly themed wedding. We drank from mason jars, had a BBQ, he even wore bibs and a Kesslars t shirt. Had a hill billy band complete with brown jug. OUr card box was in the shape of a log cabin and we served pies instead of cake. My husband and Mom even danced to red neck woman. I made our invitations that had a picture of a drunk hillbilly being carried by his wife (he was holding a brown jug) and underneath it said “I sure hope pa don’t wake up soon” Instead of a guest book, we put down a piece of white fabric and had everyone sign it and give us any well wishes. I am making that into a quilt. I originally wanted to have a traditional wedding but found out I was pregnant, so I decided to let my husband and mom plan the wedding, I told them anything as long as it was fun.

Soon to be featured in modern bride ;)

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Redneck plasma back

]]> http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/03/03/how-to-get-a-plasma-tv-on-a-rednecks-salary/feed/ Maybe someone should tell them that those aren’t kittens? http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/03/03/maybe-someone-should-tell-them-that-those-arent-kittens/ http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/03/03/maybe-someone-should-tell-them-that-those-arent-kittens/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:58:56 +0000 Tommy Sue http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/03/03/maybe-someone-should-tell-them-that-those-arent-kittens/ Little girls play with baby skunks

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]]> http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/28/redneck-mansion/feed/ Larry The Cable Guy - San Francisco gay mafia http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/26/larry-the-cable-guy-san-francisco-gay-mafia/ http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/26/larry-the-cable-guy-san-francisco-gay-mafia/#comments Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:06:26 +0000 Tommy Sue http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/26/larry-the-cable-guy-san-francisco-gay-mafia/ (Please open the article to see the flash file or player.)

]]> http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/26/larry-the-cable-guy-san-francisco-gay-mafia/feed/ Redneck pool party at KSU http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/21/redneck-pool-party-at-ksu/ http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/21/redneck-pool-party-at-ksu/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:13:33 +0000 Tommy Sue http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/21/redneck-pool-party-at-ksu/ Redneck pool party

Alcohol, swimming pools and electric skillets do not mix!  Maybe they should invest in Weber!

]]> http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/21/redneck-pool-party-at-ksu/feed/ Cracked out guy says he had oral sex with Barack Obama http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/21/cracked-out-guy-says-he-had-oral-sex-with-barack-obama/ http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/21/cracked-out-guy-says-he-had-oral-sex-with-barack-obama/#comments Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:58:49 +0000 Tommy Sue http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/21/cracked-out-guy-says-he-had-oral-sex-with-barack-obama/ Hahaha… This guy looks like he is in some sketchy motel in this video. I think I can see my trailer out the window.

Watch video of the guy that says he gave oral sex to barack obama

or Watch it here

]]> http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/21/cracked-out-guy-says-he-had-oral-sex-with-barack-obama/feed/ Mom buckles up beer, but forgets kid http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/19/mom-buckles-up-beer-but-forgets-kid/ http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/19/mom-buckles-up-beer-but-forgets-kid/#comments Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:17:49 +0000 Tommy Sue http://www.spruceyourtrailer.com/2008/02/19/mom-buckles-up-beer-but-forgets-kid/ She isn’t quite as cool as Brittany Spears, but she is close!

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