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Besides… I didn’t know that deer used tampons?

So this is what happens when you down a six pack at 8 am when you are hunting by yourself.

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You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.

Urban dictionary definitions for redneck

Hopefully these jokes can offend a few people while still being tasteful

What do they call “Hee Haw” in Arkansas?
A documentary.
What do they call it in Kentucky?
“Life Styles of the Rich and Famous.”

What’s the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it’s a misdemeanor.

What’s the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
Nice tooth!

What do you get when you have 32 Tennesseeians in the same room?
A full set of teeth.

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